Egotesticle 

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

Egotesticle by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

Egotistical by Marney21 August 6, 2007

egoistic

a person who is so self absorbed. basically someone who can't see past their own nose

hey look at that guy he is so egoistic he thinks this world is all about him and no one else.

egoistic by sajtion July 14, 2011

egotastical 

One who is consciously aware of a large ego and accepts and is even proud of it. Combination of egotistical and fantastic.

I made out with three dudes at the party last night and they all wanted to sleep with me. Aren't I awesome? Egotastical, I know.

egotastical by misspoet96 January 24, 2011

Egotestical 

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

Egotestical by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Egotesticle 

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

Egotesticle by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

egotisticalposttwitt 

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

egotisticalposttwitt by uran8she June 9, 2011