Major Dookie

A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.

"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006

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heavy doobies

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.

You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D

by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014

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Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

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P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.

1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.

by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020

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cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"

Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie

by Taveon March 14, 2008