Creeching 

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.

Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...

Creeching by Menard0609 December 7, 2009

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

Crunching by Miller September 16, 2004

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

crunching chips by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy 

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

carrot crunching cowboy by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

Cheeching 

Cheeching, or to cheech, is the act of partaking in an un specified substance, from hitting a vape to eating a sandwich or licking the sidewalk, to cheech is to do and to do is to cheech

Ayye bro lemme cheech that sandwich
Yo lemme cheech that nic
Yo bro stop cheeching drink

Cheeching by Brotendo dong February 10, 2020

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

Granola Crunching Pacifist by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Captain crunching 

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

Captain crunching by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022