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Dave Chappelle 

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.

Chappelling 

The act of having anything and everything go wrong at the same time. Unfortunate events happening with particularly poor timing. Known sarcastically as, "really killing it right now, guys".
You know you're just Chappelling it up when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharm and your charging cord lights on fire.
Chappelling by TheERSlimShady October 12, 2016

Dylan chappell 

Definitely NOT an alpha. Is really kind but tbh also kinda weird. He makes you laugh but can sometimes also annoy the shit outta you. Mysterious as fuck cuz you can’t know what he looks like. Hot voice lol
He thinks he’s an alpha while he’s not. Such a Dylan Chappell
Dylan chappell by Sofieeeee January 27, 2022

Cappelle 

If the explanation of the "kapellekes" (or small "chapels") along the Flemish wayside does not give satisfaction, there is still the well known story of saint Martin, the former Roman soldier on his horse, who at the town gate of tours (in France), cut half of his mantle ("cappa") and gave it to a frozen beggar. The Roman soldier would later become the bishop of tours. Martinus already was declared a saint in the Vth century (he is the titular saint of a majority of churches and parishes in Belgium (probably more than 50%) and (the rest of) his "cappa" for a very long time was considered as a relic.

In times of war, the relic went to battle with the soldiers. The persons who had the task and honor to take care of this precious half of a mantle were called "cappelani" (or "chaplains" in English, "chaplains" in French and "kapelanen" in Dutch). They kept the relic in a tent called "capelle" throughout the centuries, the word "capelle" or "cappelle" was synonymous with small buildings where divine services were celebrated.
there is no doubt that the variant of "cappelle", in this case "capelleman" or "Cappelleman", meant the chaplain or supervisor of a chapel, or also subsheperd of sheperd of a subparish or parish. In French, we have then the word "chapelain", in English "chaplin" and in German "kaplan"
Cappelle by big history book August 12, 2011

Chappelle's Show 

. Funniest thing in history
. Hosted by Dave Chappelle
. did many funny short videos in the show
Famous pharses/moments from the Chappelle's Show:

"I'm rich biatch!"

"That's right Mars bitches, red rocks! NiGGER!"
(Dave Chappelle as black bush)

"I'm Rick James bitch. Now show me your titties."
*girl flashes titties*
"The milks gone bad!"
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

Rick James: "What did the five finger say to the face?"
Charlie Murphy: "What?"
Rick James: "SLAP!"
*slaps Charlie in the face*
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

Dave Chappelle 

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
Dave Chappelle by Dbusterplus August 2, 2009