Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV

"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies

Cable porn by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023

cable kryptonite 

An addiction, referring to films and TV shows considered so great that if ever discovered while channel surfing, they must be watched for the remainder of the broadcast.

Without question, "The Truman Show" is my cable kryptonite. So good!

cable kryptonite by GTGTGT August 25, 2011

cable guy

A movie starring Jim Carry as an annoying, lonely man.

Hey, lets watch The Cable Guy!

cable guy by 1928 February 12, 2005

cable and chill 

When your boyfriend wants to netflix and chill but he's broke and can't afford netflix, so you have to use cable

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna come netflix and chill later?

Girl: Get away from me with your broke ass. Everybody knows you poor Jerrod and can't afford netflix, so you have to cable and chill.

cable and chill by laserboy October 27, 2015

cable box 

Used in reference to either the vaginal or anal areas when discussing sexual actions.

“Fuck me in the cable box.”

cable box by YaBoiSkiinyPenis October 29, 2017

cable spaghetti 

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

cable spaghetti by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

cable normalization specialist 

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.

The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

cable normalization specialist by jmengle March 28, 2016