Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.
Own-boned. The comming together of the two words owned and boned to show a standed of you being destoyed or owned. This would be used mostly online or used day to day.
You just got own-boned by your mum!!!! or another example being.
Pro dawg:LOlZ you just got uber own-boned you n00b!
n00b:I will just have to like own my self in my bed