1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt
Or
A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months