David Cop-a-feel 

The act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion.

"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."

David Cop-a-feel by Burrent May 1, 2012

cop a feel 

To touch an intimate part of an individual, where the touching was done against that individual’s will and the touching was done for the specific purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, or sexual abuse.

To “cop a feel” is to commit conduct which satisfies the elements of misdemeanor sexual battery under CA PC 243.4(e)(1).

cop a feel by §§§§ November 18, 2016

cop a hooch 

To make a poop.

I have to go cop a hooch.

cop a hooch by Lawyer63 March 22, 2011

cop a shit 

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

cop a shit by purple_swagger March 1, 2012

cop a squat 

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

cop a squat by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

Serial Cop-a-Feelist 

When a man or woman is constantly grabbing people in inappropriate sexual ways; in the workplace or in social settings.

Craig Kilborne is a Serial Cop-a-Feelist, when he was on the "Daily Show" he was known for grabbing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them.

Serial Cop-a-Feelist by Ace-Man-Carolla July 29, 2011

Cop a Feel 

(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.

This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.

Cop a Feel by JediAndi September 21, 2005