Thinking With His Dick

Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.

Oh look at Shane thinking with his dick again.

Thinking With His Dick by CFCJoe June 1, 2012

Thinking Cap 

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

Thinking Cap by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Thinking-Cap

When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.

Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.

Thinking-Cap by Sloth Fucker October 7, 2013

thinking think

thinkster

please stop saying thinking think

thinking think by faltaya22 May 7, 2018

Thinking about you baby

The phrase "Thinking about you baby" is a term most commonly used by fuck boys in their own language. They use it to make their current female volunteers to feel good that they are the 'Only ones' that they are currently speaking too.

Ashley: Wyd babe?
JustinFuck boy: Just thinking about you baby <3
Ashley: Aww. thx babe!

Thinking about you baby by SlightlyInsaneBoy April 25, 2016

Thinking of planning to commit suicide 

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide by Spatro February 27, 2021

:thinking emoji: 

An emoji that is spammed all over discord servers. It usually has no context whatsoever, and probably never will.

Person A: Hey how was your day?
Person B:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Person A: How long is the Great Wall of China?
Person B: :thinking emoji:

:thinking emoji: by Impossibleguy November 29, 2017