crystal m&ms 

meth

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy

crystal m&ms by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020

crystal arrell 

SPONGEBOB
THE OFFICE
TRY ME :)

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!

crystal arrell by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020

crystal alert 

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

crystal alert by jLegend September 26, 2020

crystal003 

A woman who smells like caca. Fuck you Crystal you smell bad.

Crystal003 smells like poop.

crystal003 by CraigTL October 8, 2020

crystal003 

A woman who smells. You fucking smell bad Crystal.

Crystal003 smells like shit.

crystal003 by CraigTL October 8, 2020

Crystal Cock 

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

Crystal Cock by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

Crystal Power 

Crystal Power is an absolute legend. She is drop dead gorgeous and deserves the world and more. She has such a kind heart and is such an amazing best friend and is very likeable but prefers to stick to a small group of people. She is shy but do not underestimate her. She is powerful and can do anything she puts her mind to. She is an amazing singer and will blow your socks off with her talent. If you ever meet a Crystal Power, treat her like the queen she is and do not disrespect her. She is specially talented and gifted in singing (of course) maths, English and pretty much everything she does. Do not forget that she is absolutely stunning.

Person 1: Hey who's that girl singing over there?
Person 2: That's Crystal Power
Person 1: She's so pretty, and amazing at singing
Person 2: I know right, and shes such a kind-hearted person
Person 1: I'd love to get to know her

Crystal Power by MrMorocco November 3, 2020