Mashed Potatoes
To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
Mashed Potatoes by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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Mississippi Mashed Potato
Mississippi Mashed Potato by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011
hough massey
The relationship between two men who engage in daily banter which is seemingly innocent, however beneath the surface lays sexual undertones which are never acknowledged.
"Dude look at those two taking the piss outta each other"
"Ignore it bro they're totally hough massey just look away"
"Ignore it bro they're totally hough massey just look away"
hough massey by chiccylicky May 24, 2014
gas masked
When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there
Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!
Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
gas masked by A real definition March 10, 2016
instant mashed potatoes
A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
instant mashed potatoes by AC1919 December 30, 2016
banana mashed potato
banana mashed potato by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017