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Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball
We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
1) The act of getting a kill in Call of Duty or any First Person Shooter in epic form.
Getting a spinning headshot, a no scope headshot, a sliding knife kill, a random throwing knife kill across the map (as pertains to online video games).

"Dude, I just scomped that guy across the map with my throwing knife."

"Scomp! Another one bites the dust!"
"I got 24 scomps, 1 more and I get my KEM Strike"
Scomp by ScompGaming January 7, 2014

yooper scooper 

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.
I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.
yooper scooper by YooperV December 13, 2008

Scoobert 

Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo's real fucking FIRST name -- His last name is just 'Doo'.
Let's feed *Scoobert Doo* some Scooby Snacks because they're called Scooby Snacks not 'Scoobert Snacks'
Scoobert by Cpt_ZappBrannigan January 20, 2014

Scooby Doo 

Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles.

The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.

There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.

As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.

The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
Me: Oh I see you're watching Scooby Doo. I'll bet the bad guy is the first person they met.

My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.

At the end of the show:

Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
Scooby Doo by Alfie The Horndog April 12, 2007