Vegi-Weiner 

a) a very flacid peice of male genitalia
b) a vegetarian hotdog
c) a male whom barely uses his genatalia

hey im vegan, can you grab me a Vegi-weiner from the hotdog stand?

Vegi-Weiner by Cloud Puncher February 10, 2010

shiz a crappin weiner 

1.when something soooo ourtageously dumb happens that you happen to blurt those words out....

2.when you have no other words to say to describe a situation.....
3.when an ugly skank walks by and gives you a dirty look

1. Ron Ron And Chip Were Walking Down The Street Dressed As 80 Year Old Street Walkers
2."He For Got What We Were Talking About"- Ron Ron

" Hizzzz A Crappin Weiner"- Chip
3. *Ugly Skank Walks By And Gives Dirty Look*

" Shiz A Crappin Weiner If She Thinks Were Not Going To

Say Anything To Her!! "- Ron Ron And Chip

shiz a crappin weiner by Ron Ron And Chip September 3, 2009

Needling the weiner 

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.

He just randomly started needling the weiner.

Needling the weiner by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010

Rice Weiner  

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).

I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!

Rice Weiner by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 1, 2008

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner 

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)

a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

cheese weiner flonk donk 

That which camps while playing ANY of the call of duty games. (ps3, Xbox 360 etc.)

That cheese weiner flonk donk is pissing me off!
Camping ass Cheese weiner flonk donk, I'm going to find your camping ass and shank you with my tactical knife!!!

cheese weiner flonk donk by Mocha Toka January 13, 2010

Glukie Weiner 

A weiner covered in or fully consumed by gluke.

"SUCK MY GLUKIE WEINER!" said Brad to Matt.

Glukie Weiner by Curtis Matt and Brad March 17, 2008