The Spanish Inquisition 

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

The Spanish Inquisition by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

hung like a spanish curtain 

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

hung like a spanish curtain by Teehomo April 1, 2008

The Spanish Finger 

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

The Spanish Finger by Yogrog December 13, 2005

learn Spanish 

Advice given or efforts made for a person to better communicate with people who primarily speak Spanish. Allows improved communication with co-workers, customers, employees or anybody you meet who mainly speaks Spanish.

My first language wasn't English and wasn't Spanish. My dadsuggested I learn Spanish since so many people in our community are Spanish-speaking.

I was in a bank in Phoenix the other day where 95% of the people were speaking Spanish. Many were probably bilingual but I decided to take a class to learn Spanish anyway.

learn Spanish by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

gringo spanish 

when white people try to speak spanish and butcher the language

gringo spanish sounds something like this: yo puay-doh a-you-dar-tay (yo puedo ayudarte)

gringo spanish by KatieA January 11, 2009

kitchen spanish 

Extremely vulgar and also essential basic conversational method in the back of house environment. Typically encompassing all Spanish cuss words and phrases in a single sentence.

Como Estas you fucking pendejo? Chinga tu madre!, Donde estas mi pinche juevos? Are examples of Kitchen Spanish.

kitchen spanish by Scott Townend October 14, 2007

El Spanish 

Basically what you hear when someone is very new to Spanish.

Spanish Person: "What's Spanish in Spanish?"
Dumbass: "El Spanish."
Spanish Person: "..."

El Spanish by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017