love hurts 

1. a song by incubus that is hated all around by many people however is also loved by many others. a love hate thing. 2. a statment that is tfue down to the bone. love may be one of the greatest things on earth. but if all fails it will hurt deep down its not a physical or mental hurt its just a hurt that is impossible to explain. in short Love Hurts.

1. (turns on radio) *love hurts, but sometimes its a good hurt and it feels like im alive* me: ARRRGHHH! PEOPLE STOP REQUESTING THAT SONG!!! 2. Dave: Man i came home today and my girlfriend of 3 years was gone and left a note saying im sorry. Me: dude im sorry. thats one fucked up chick. Dave: you know what they say, love hurts. Me: you said man.

love hurts by a dusty mexican May 17, 2009

Stupid hurts 

The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.

You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"

Stupid hurts by Stu Evans November 15, 2007

hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

hurtin' curtains by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

Hurting by stevo April 3, 2004

Anal Hurts 

An opinion often given by either blokes or women, for there first time having anal sex.

I tell you what, im never having anal sex with andy again....anal hurts!

Anal Hurts by Andy woodster February 8, 2008

hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them

" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"

hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006

hurtung 

to shake ones butt;; dance with a butt

Adam likes to hurtung

hurtung by mrs. broder. March 13, 2008