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martha's vineyard

It really sucks and it is fucking boring there.
I wanna go home to Boston! Martha's Vineyard sucks.
martha's vineyard by Sandy Candy September 24, 2005

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone except bk talked to kim about astronomy
Martha's Vineyard by bk July 20, 2008

vinyarder 

one who likes whale watching and bushwacking on the beach on the vineyard.
bushwacker
god that Mark is such a vineyarder!
vinyarder by candybear May 13, 2005

Martha's Vineyard

A very nice little island off the coast of Massachusetts. Its residents believe that the summer tourists, most of which are quite wealthy and have multimillion-dollar homes there, are stupid and snoobish. Unfortunately, this is not true, as the all year inhabitants are drug abusers and alcoholics.

The Island is well known to be the summer homes of the wealthy and quite a few celebrities, including the Clintons and Actor/Director Spike Lee.
I can't wait to get down to the Vineyard and rub money in those people's faces.

If you don't have a summer home on Martha's Vineyard, you are either a pauper living there or a pauper anywhere else.

"I love to laugh in the faces of the year-round residents who clean my home. I believe I'll go out on the yacht... you, Vineyarder, make yourself useful and bring the cask of Sherry!"
Martha's Vineyard by ScottPwn0r November 10, 2007

Martha's Vineyard

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.
A females V location. Acreage located between belly line, thighs, upper legs, pubical plantation, vegina slice, vegina watering hole, the man cave and the sewage hole.
Wow, my sugar baby sent me a pic of her vineyard and then my sprinkler system immediately turned on and sprayed everywhere. I can't wait till she lets me suck as much wine out of it as i can in one sitting.
Vineyard by GarfiNeedsLove December 18, 2018