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trampoline moshing 

when numerous people get on a trampoline and jump around in a wild and crazy manner while thrashing around, headbanging, slamming, pummeling, tackling, and running into each other.
--just like regular moshing, except done on a trampoline, causing it to be crazier, more dangerous, and more extreme, therefore making it 10x better
--usually done while some insanely amazing screamo music is being played
--may result in unpleasantness, fainting, disorientation, loss of conciousness, excessive bleeding, seizures, sh***ing your pants, serious injury, or death (trampoline mosh at your own f***ing risk >:D)
Ricardo: Hey, look!! There's a trampoline!!!!!
Chuck: Let's go trampoline moshing!!!!!
Amelya: F**K YEAH!!!!!
Other girls:AHHH!!!! *run away in girly manner*
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Trampoline Back 

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline
Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."
Trampoline Back by stowball December 28, 2011

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.
I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.
Trampoline roof by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

trampoline worthy 

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.
"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

trampoline booty 

That girl has got a trampoline booty, got me doing flips.
trampoline booty by Augirl11 September 23, 2016

Trampoline Bro 

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.
Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.
Trampoline Bro by oooooofff January 17, 2018

Trampoline Place 

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it
Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..
Trampoline Place by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019