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mouthful of toothpaste 

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''

Cupid's toothpaste

The juices splashed in and around the mouth during oral sex.
"Hey man, you have a little something dribbling down your chin."

"Thanks dude, my gf sat on my face this morning and I must have missed some Cupid's toothpaste on the clean up."

I would use her shit for toothpaste 

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.
Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

Toothpaste Arm 

When someone uses too much toothpaste that while brushing, it runs down their arm.
Whenever you get toothpaste arm, there are always toothpaste speckles on the bathroom mirror.
Toothpaste Arm by sergeantwhiskers November 17, 2011

toothpaste crush 

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.
"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"
toothpaste crush by danniiscool March 20, 2013