Anus tangerinus 

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.

The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

Anus tangerinus by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Tadger 

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

Tadger by Tracey September 13, 2003

Tanae 

Tanae is a very talented person, who can come across as attention seeking sometimes, because she wants everyone to like her. she is very trustworthy and probably know how you are from the first glance. she is so beautiful on the inside and outside. she rarely cries unless it's serious so if you see a Tanae crying ask what's wrong you will generally be shocked.

HAVE YOU SEEN TANAE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!
SHE IS A STAR

Tanae by your_beautifulbabe May 7, 2018

Tangent 

To "go off on one".... To rant aimlessly, or even aimfully but never stick to one topic.

When shiney new words, information and concepts distract you in conversations or in writing.

When you're interested in everything all at once.

Common to, but not specific to ADD or ADHD; but also personality.

Murph: "heeeey girl.... Do you remember that perfume we used to wear in high school? Gosh what was it called?!"

TangentGirl: "ooooh yeah! It was also called wild lagoon by Coty, the base note was vetiver essential oil, but did you know these other 20 perfumes we like have that same base note! Oh here's a recipe for making your own perfume, oh did you know that there's a word for having a fetish about smells, ooooh or that the guy who made that used to work for Chanel, oooh remember when we used to buy that other one too, oh or fake version of CK1, and then remember at prom the first dance song was Words by Boyzone... And I had curly hair.... Gosh.... don't you miss walks along the coast at night coming home from that nightclub without our shoes on?"

Murph: "...............”

TangentGirl: "Murph.....?”

Murph: "Um.... So it's called Wild Lagoon then?"

TangentGirl: "oh god no... That was just in Europe, it's called Monsoon by Coty"

Murph: "Mmmm-K.... Imma gunna go eat dinner now... Breakfast has gone cold"

🤣

Tangent by CombustibleTangents June 13, 2020

tandem 

A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.

Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?

Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.

tandem by StrxfestrxfeStrxfw June 25, 2018

tagger 

urban graffiti writer

Who's that tagger over there.

tagger by phile1 May 16, 2003

Tangeteen

A tangeteen is a fictional type of food utensil developed by Mr. Joe Dumbrowski when performing a fake spelling test in 2017. From what we know, a tangeteen seems to be a fork type device that has the capabilities of wrapping spaghetti.

I eat my spaghetti with a tangeteen.

Tangeteen by ThatMaximilian May 14, 2020