spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

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snosticated

Suffering major cold symptoms, partcularly mucus in nose and throast (so full of snot)

Johnny was feeling well snosticated and had taken to bed until his symptoms remitted.

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When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

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