Social Distancing 

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.

“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”

Social Distancing by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020

Social Distancing 

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.

ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!

Social Distancing by lilacflowers January 16, 2021

Social distancing 

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

Social distancing by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

social distancing car 

A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.

Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!

social distancing car by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Social Social-Distancing 

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

Social Social-Distancing by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

Virtual Social Distancing by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

socially social distancing 

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.

God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!

socially social distancing by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020