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Shlogging 

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"
Josh was shlogging Garret.
Shlogging by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

shugging 

to go to the toilet whilst not fully awake and certainly not in the toilet.
Willison was shugging again last night !!
shugging by getoutofbedtowee July 8, 2009

Shit schwaggling 

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
Shit schwaggling by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

Sheep shagging bastard 

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt
So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

shwangin 

Baby, im shwangin' with my 10 inches.
shwangin by Crisko January 7, 2005
not quite swapping not quite shopping

shwapping involves taking items such as clothes you don't need or want anymore to a free shop(a place where no cash is exchanged), and you give way the clothes you don't want or need and in return have a look for and take clothes or items you either want or need.
Steve went shwapping today. he shwapped a pair of black jeans for a pair of blue ones, and spent no money. thus saying a big stuff you to blind consumerism.

fashion conscious Ben on the other hand spent 60 pound on some brand named jeans, which went out of fashion a week later.
shwapping by conceptkiller March 13, 2012