Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammyclassicsonicfan 

A frickin frick who says frick a lot and will rant about the sonic fan fricks and how we need to save sonic.

You sound like sammyclassicsonicfan.

sammyclassicsonicfan by Negro pegro June 26, 2017

sammy wilkinson 

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

Sausage Sammy 

YEAH CAN I GET THE S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?

Sausage Sammy

Sausage Sammy by PK_223 February 1, 2020

Sammy the strawberry 

Sammy the strawberry is an amazing and outstanding guy who keeps the students of robloxian high healthy by threatening them

Sammy the strawberry: HEY KIDS ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY???
robloxian highschoolers: YAY SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY EVERYONES FAVORITE STRAWBERRY IS HERE TO MAKE SURE WE STAY HEALTHY BY THREATENING US!! YAY!

Sammy the strawberry by Hey guys it's Nicole November 30, 2018

Sammy Stephens 

Owner of the infamous Flea Market Montgomery and creator of the Flea Market Rap. After being glorified on Youtube and the Ellen Degeneres show, he achieved god-like status and now watches over the internets.

Flea Market... Montgomery... it's just like... it's just like... a Mini... MALL! - Sammy Stephens

Sammy Stephens by Rikus August 14, 2007