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Severus Snape 

Severus Snape is an amazing person. If you hate him, then you're weird, cus he awesome. If you hate him, then u disrespectful of him and me. He awesome. He amazing. If u hate him, u cray.
Dummy - Snape is terrible!
Person who Knows Logic - Haha, very funny idiot. Snape is amazing, and if u don't like him, then TOM EATS TOES.
Severus Snape - official definition - amazing person in Harry Pottah
Severus Snape by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021
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severus snape 

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter
i’m such a simp for severus snape
severus snape by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

severus snape 

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww
severus snape by anonymous August 28, 2021

Severus (Snape)

Cockney rhyming slang for vape. Often used to ask covertly for a puff on your friend's vapouriser.
Ioan : Oi mate, any puff on yer Severus (Snape)?
Oscar : Course mate - knock yourself out lad.

a real Severus Snape

(noun) a person who is very difficult to put your finger on; he/she often displays seemingly contradictory behavior which make said person's motives very difficult to decipher
John's always hitting on girls, but whenever they flirt back he gets all offended and says he has a girlfriend. That SOB's a real Severus Snape.