professional procrastinator 

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

professional procrastinator by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

The Procrastinator 

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

The Procrastinator by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020

Ultimate Procrastinator 

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

Ultimate Procrastinator by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

The Procrastinator 

BUM BUM BUM. Evil nemesis of wordCarrie. Power: Procrastinationability. Weakness: Finishing things she needs to d

(unfinished)

The Procrastinator by NO July 5, 2003

Queen Procrastinator

The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.

The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.

Jennifer Erin is the ultimate Queen Procrastinator.

Queen Procrastinator by J Mac July 19, 2012

Tess Procrastinator 

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

Tess Procrastinator by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Unfocused Procrastinator 

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

Unfocused Procrastinator by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024