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mate suck
Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.
mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019
Like mate stop procrastinating
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020
Kenyan African Males Safari
A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Kenyan African Males Safari by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Mats Sundin
The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!
On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.
Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.
On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.
Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.
Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"
Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"
Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"
Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"
Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"
Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"
Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"
Mats Sundin by Jeet October 28, 2007
check mate situation
A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
check mate situation by tamUHra November 1, 2011