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Magnetic monkey nugget 

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.
Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

Magnifical 

He has a magnifical cock.
Magnifical by monnie1983 September 26, 2008

Death Magnetic 

Metallica's ninth studio album that was ment to be Metallica's revival, proof that metal still exists. Their attempt failed horribly. It did not sound like Metallica and it was not metal at all.

I love Metallica but Death Magnetic was fucking horrid.
You hear Death Magnetic?

Yeah, it's shit.
Death Magnetic by Sanchez Horacio February 16, 2009

Magnetically High

The direct result of smoking a marijuana cigarette that uses a rolled up metro ticket (or other material containing a magnetic strip) as its crutch.
Stoner 1: Hey man, last night was crazy... I don't remember anything other than laughing and when we met that guy dressed as a clown in the subway.
Stoner 2: Yeah shit went down... it always does when you get magnetically high....

Magnetic Lips 

The lips of someone who likes a younger girl (bear with me), because their lips are magnetically attracted to the younger girls braces.
"Where's insert name here gone?"
"He's been magnetised to some 14 year olds face"
"Oh... She hot?"
"Shut up. Now."

OR

"Man why were you just kissing that girl over there she's young enough to be your sister"
"Magnetic Lips mate... Can't keep my hands off a girl with braces"
"That could cause problems in your older years/court"
Magnetic Lips by Spirrett August 8, 2007

magnetic keeper 

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
magnetic keeper by michael foolsley November 25, 2009