Freddy Kroger 

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.

i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.

Freddy Kroger by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

Freddy Kroger 

Literally the "Fred Meyer" supermarket. The nickname is a play on the fact that their parent company is named Kroger to make the market sound like the horror movie character "Freddy Krueger". Also known as "Freddie Kroger."

Damnit we're out of creamer, time to head to Freddy Kroger to buy some more.

Freddy Kroger by jcarpro April 6, 2019

crack kroger 

The kroger supermarket located in a less than desireable neighborhood, or frequented by a more pharmacutically enhance clientel.

Stay away from the crack kroger down by the ghetto, Jimmy friend got stabbed in the check out line.

crack kroger by D Leasor April 3, 2006

Chad Kroger 

the lead singer of nickleback sometimes mistaken for the paddlepop lion because of his huge head and bogan beard

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

Chad Kroger by evilernie June 18, 2006

Chad Kroger 

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

Chad Kroger by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

Dirty Kroger 

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

Dirty Kroger by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

El Kroger 

Any Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center whose name anchor tenant is Kroger.

El Kroger is the best place for tacos. I ordered an absurd amount of queso on the side.

El Kroger by Biff1992 August 12, 2023