Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

hottie-with-a-heifer by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006

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trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

trifling heifer by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

Two-dollar auction block heifer by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

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