You're going to brazil 

You're going to brazil

Man 1: oh no
Man 2: You're going to brazil

You're going to brazil by Your own personal fuckface September 12, 2020

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Gringx 

A word used to ironically refer to North Americans who use the made up word "Latinx".

Woke person: I'm so excited to meet someone from the latinx community!

Latino: Excuse me, please don't use the word latinx. Less than 3% of Hispanics use it. It's a made up word used by idiot woke people who can't even tell you what the Spanish word for latinx is, since it doesn't exist.

Woke person: I'm sorry I caused this microaggresion, but is there a less offensive term than "latino" I can use to refer to you?

Latino: Freaking gringo... excuse me, "gringx" (rolls eyes).

Gringx by EgradoLabs September 6, 2020

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

i'm going to get the milk! by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

Going Ho by gb1033 January 25, 2015

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Going Nord 

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

Going Nord by PackAttack August 1, 2012