Gobblestick 

Slang term used as a game name for the art of giving a blow job

Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.

To a girl "lets play gobblestick" or "would you like to play gobblestick"

Gobblestick by **DAK** October 12, 2005

Gobblestomp 

While eating a girl out, said eater gets kicked (stomped) in the face.

Gobblestomp : look at definition lol.

Gobblestomp by hahalolcatz2011 August 14, 2011

gobblesmack 

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.

"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"

gobblesmack by el.mingo June 8, 2020

gobbles 

adj.
used to describe something awesome, crazy, and/or cool.

"That's gobbles!"

"It's the gobbles."

gobbles by Brent Hochstatter November 19, 2006

gobbles 

A fat, filthy co-worker who is as worthless as the handicapped turkey on South Park.

Frank: Hey, this user needs help with their laptop.
Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard.
Frank: You useless Gobbles!

gobbles by JC Costello September 16, 2008

gobbleschmeck 

when 2 different parties of the opposite sex force cum and piss down each others throat while simultaneously shitting themselves.

omfg janet lets gobbleshmeck together

last night me and janet gobbleschmecked

gobbleschmeck by Nigga with da fax August 24, 2020

gobblesome

A new word created by some shitty Minecraft Youtuber that decided it would be funny to create a new word that meant nothing to everyone. Means that something is very talk-about-able. Very Stupid.

Still better than anything made by Dream though.

"Wow. Dream is pretty gobblesome, right?"
"Hell no, you dumb bitch"

gobblesome by SmolWoodChip July 16, 2022