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dmv-worker 

An indivual whose IQ is equivalent to that of a bedrock. This type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that's controlled by the frontal lobe. They are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. Besides lacking this ability they are rude as fuck because their life is full of flying turds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. These slow, dull-witted ass-kissers are the root of rage generated at the DMV.
Person1: hey, look a walking !
Person2: thats a dmv-worker!
dmv-worker by Neil-U November 16, 2015
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A new phrase coined by me , in reference to the new COVID 19 Strain that is now seen invading Canada
DMV 21 is the newest variation of COVID 19 folks
DMV 21 by Sib x1 April 22, 2021

DMV Bolt 

Don Dada
One of the best up and coming artist from the DMV
Absolutely fuxkin fye tbh
“DMV Bolt you kno wtf goin on”
Dat boy Bolt different frfr”
DMV Bolt by Anonymous528825 October 15, 2021

DMV people 

Person 1- Hey are these people nice?
Person 2 - no DMV people are the meanest people in planet earth
DMV people by ScrewballChan April 30, 2022

DMV helpful 

A customer service representative, server or any other service worker who is just helpful enough to get by.
I called the cable company to ask about my bill.
Were they helpful?
Yeah...DMV helpful! I was on for 40 minutes and I still don't have HBO.
DMV helpful by MelMomma March 13, 2010

DMV Line 

This is a place that should only be compared to hell. You have to wait in a line that will take the same time to get to the front as Best Buy on Black Friday
I’ve seen some people go in and come out a week later in the DMV Line
DMV Line by Joe mama 123123 November 28, 2019

dmv chivo 

Dmv chivo is an narco corrido artist that emerged from the northside of virginia, comes from a group called doble H. not fully recognized but one of the best artist in the dmv of his genre of music, also known as the dmv goat or RG, people will see him in the rise in no time putting the east coast on the real spanish trap wave
Damm thats a fire ass trap corrido i bet dmv chivo wrote it
dmv chivo by Dmvgoat November 23, 2021