Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET 

While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.

Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

crustits 

To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits

Yo man, my girlfriend had amazing crustits this morning

crustits by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008

crustless 

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples

"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"

crustless by Crust Master August 23, 2011

Crustyemu 

2 best friends that have such an amazing close bond, with them two it’s double trouble gotta love these two

Crustyemu is so kool 😛

Crustyemu by Sup boaxhhh December 22, 2020

Chrusties 

A slur against rude christians who attack you for not being a believer in christ.

"Shut the fuck up you Chrusties"

Chrusties by ivyiskool July 10, 2023