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Bum Crumble 

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.
"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"
Bum Crumble by Mighty O May 14, 2008

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

cunt-crumble 

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.
cunt-crumble by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

Apple Crumble 

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

kookie crumble

when u put your legsbehiend your head and sombody pours ketchup and/or barbeque sauce in your pussy 4 lubrication.
no no no comprede, no englas
kookie crumble by tramitized 1 December 19, 2004

twat crumble 

A crumble from your waffle.
He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.
twat crumble by tsnmikush September 23, 2017