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Cruise Drunk 

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.
"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"
Cruise Drunk by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009

Cruise Line 

To "Cruise Line" is the act of pushing one's face in between two LARGE breasts, and rocking one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and in the process adding more power and more brr to the vibration due to the larger breast. It is recommend to use the "cruise line" on a girl with larger than a D-cup. Very close to motorboating just has to increase the scale of power.
"Did you see her rack, I just want to cruise line those puppies"

cruise ship 

A huge ship full of nightclubs, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party 24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.
Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.

cruise the booze 

Motivating for a party or social function. Often used when morale is low and people need to get fired up to get out of the house.
Hey you lazy asses, the party started an hour ago, lets cruise the booze!
cruise the booze by Dr. Yeppie October 15, 2008

cruise missile 

An american weapon system smarter than the american president
cruise missile by Ray September 20, 2003

cruise crazy 

Yer goin' cruise crazy, dude.
cruise crazy by aleexeela November 9, 2005