crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.

Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'

crank dat arnold by Arnyn G May 8, 2008

Crank Dat Ribosome 

Based off of a hilarious video on Youtube "Brent VLog 10-24-07". Basically, it's how the ribosome "cranks" out proteins.

"We don't superman no mo' we just ribosome dat hoe!"

"Hey, crank dat ribosome and may yourself some proteins."

Crank Dat Ribosome by Willusjo December 10, 2007

crank dat grandpa 

ejaculating on a girls face and sculpting it so it looks like an old mans face

"yeeeee i crank dat grandpa!"

crank dat grandpa by secret1234567767878787878 November 2, 2007

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

crank dat albanian by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Crank dat Soulja Boy 

Soulja Boy off in this (oh)
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch

Crank Dat Soulja Boy when we live in a society (top 10 peter griffin moments, funny edition, try not to laugh epic fortnite montage)

Crank dat Soulja Boy by diccnball October 8, 2020

crank dat roadrunner

when you ejaculate on a womans feet, making them slippery, so she can slide around quickly as a road runner.. mee meep

"man my bitch is slow.. imma crank dat roadrunner on that hoe."

crank dat roadrunner by meagg and shann January 1, 2010

crank dat robocop 

i'm tired of people thinkin every hood dance has something to do with sex...grow up people it doesn't. crank dat robocop is a dance, simple as that

first i lean then i rock
then i crank dat robocop

crank dat robocop by ceeboski February 22, 2008