Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.

Duncan Construction, Frank Garrett... fuggew.

Duncan Construction by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

Phantom Construction 

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

Phantom Construction by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010

High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture

A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.

Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?

High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture by The real E over IR April 5, 2009

Statutory construction 

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.

I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.

Statutory construction by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021

Lawyer Construction 

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

Lawyer Construction by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013

road construction season 

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

road construction season by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

tonka construction 

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

tonka construction by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005