cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

cancellation bear by attackturnip September 12, 2012

Directional Cancellation 

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

Directional Cancellation by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

Cancel the Breadsticks 

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.

- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."

Cancel the Breadsticks by thedarkllama June 27, 2012

Scope Cancel 

When, after having sex, a man ejaculates in a girl's eye, preventing her from seeing. Derived from the Halo 3 term of canceling a snipers scope.

Man: "UHHHHHH...headshot!"
Girl: "What the FUCK thats in my eye!"
Man: "An' a scope cancel! I can't wait to tell my boys!"
Girl: "....."
Man: "Lunch tomarrow?"

Scope Cancel by Gucci4Lyfe June 9, 2009

Bobby Cantelli 

The elusive Bobby Cantelli, no one knows where he is, he is traceless, and undetectable. Yet he is out there. There are no explanations for his occurrences. He leaves signs of his appearances, but don't get involved, for no one knows what he is or is not capable of.

Have you heard about Bobby Cantelli?

Bobby Cantelli by He who isnt not maybe January 24, 2010

Coke Cancel 

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.

I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today

Coke Cancel by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit by mrperson123 August 11, 2017