A post hardcore band consisting of high
school seniors, except for that one
kid who looks thirty-five, hailing from South Florida that only allows members that wear basket ball shorts and band tees. The beginning of the song "Wow You Would Look Like An Armadillo" is a complete rip off of the song "There
Will Be No Violins When You
Die" by I Killed The Prom Queen. Their current screamer is a ginger. Their drummer is morbidly obese. Their bassist is Jewish, and their other guitarist looks like Fredrick Douglas.