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If there's a hole, there's a goal 

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

there's a time and place for everything 

"There's a time and place for everything, and that's college."

there's a cat under your hood 

This is an insider LGBT term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvestite while simultaneously soliciting sex from said individual. This statement is often followed by backroom sex play included but not limited to fellatio, scat play, skull fuckery, and anal bondage.
you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star. There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)

oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH 

A thing you say when you are with a boyfriend or any guy and you're doing stuff it gradually gets louder

or

Something you say when you drink alot
Girl:oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH.

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.
Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf