John Wayne 

Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.

I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

John Wayne by John Wayning October 22, 2008

John Wayne Toilet Paper 

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Genuine April 26, 2005

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

John Wayne TP by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

john wayne toilet paper 

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

john wayne toilet paper by Will June 5, 2003

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

John Wayne Gacy 

A sex act where you water-board someone while having anal sex. Similar to having doggy style sex with your partner's head in a toilet bowl

If you bend your head into the tub and spread eagle, you are in the right position for a John Wayne Gacy

John Wayne Gacy by TobogganCreamPies October 9, 2016