Vatican Goodbye 

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.

Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.

Vatican Goodbye by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025

Vatican Assisted Referee

A Scottish football term, known for the manner in which it is deployed to assist Celtic FC, a football club with a history steeped in Catholicism.

Don’t worry about it being blatantly offside - the Vatican Assisted Referee will find a way to bend the rules and allow the goal to be awarded.

Vatican Assisted Referee by RFCTruth May 18, 2026

The Vatican 

A variation of the Eiffel Tower in which the person in the middle is a young boy, and the two people on the outside are preferably, but not necessarily, priests.

Those two sex offenders teamed up and gave that boy the Vatican.

The Vatican by BenedictXVI June 13, 2010

flown the Vatican 

Australian version of "jumped the shark" - TV show FAIL.

Instead of referring to the waning days of American sit-com Happy Days and the episode where Fonzie jumped a shark, only to see the show sink further and further into irrelevance and low ratings, it refers to the opening episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's (ABC's) 2009 return of comedy show "The Chaser," where the "edgy" comedians go to the Vatican City to abuse nuns and fly a blimp with foul anti-Catholic slogans past the Pope in the Vatican.

Marked the beginning of the end for the ABC's "The Chaser."

"Jeez, I used to think they were so edgy and funny, but now they've just flown the Vatican."

"'Crikey' used to be really cool until they took on the chk-chk-boom girl... but they really flew the Vatican on that one."

"Yeah, right... from Mo-Toons to toilet-bowl-Jesus. They've flown the Vatican."

flown the Vatican by barking_gecko May 28, 2009

Violet Vatican 

The International Center of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

"The one thing we can be sure of after a conference with the likes of Leonard Sweet is that the 'Violet Vatican' isn’t planning to make the LCMS more Lutheran!"

Violet Vatican by CFW Chemnitz January 18, 2009

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock 

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

Survivor: Vatican by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013