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Sutton-In-Ashfield 

A small town in Nottinghamshire. Sutton has many sub-cultures mainly a high population of Chavs and Grebs. Chavs will congregate on Sutton Lawn on the nights of Friday and Saturday, while their rivals the Grebs will stay at home listening to music. Nothing is really wrong with Sutton and when compared to other towns namely Selston, Shirebrook, South Normanton and Kirkby it has a low teenage pregnancy and crime rate. If you're from Sutton and are any other culture than Chav or Greb you're normally welcomed into the minority. The other cultures are Girly, Slag, Emo and even the occasional Scene Kid. If you're out in Sutton then you should really take an umbrella as the pigeons are not very polite when it comes to where the release their faeces.
Chavs: C'mon then man, I'll shank ya brav
Greb: Piss off and listen to your dubstep

Some other minor culture kid 1: Sigh, only in Sutton-In-Ashfield could this happen every 10 minutes
Some other minor culture kid 2: True but at least we're not from anywhere like Shirebrook, South Normanton, Kirkby or Selston
Some other minor kid 1: True, this is very true

sutton park 

Barry: ha you live on Sutton park. What a shit hole
sutton park by Loovy February 11, 2019

Sutton shipwreck 

When RAY Sutton fucks you in the ass with his 9in. Dick all hardcore rough style and and rips it apart...

(Cause of all of the bloody semen)

(Sea Men)
I got a Sutton shipwreck from Ray last night I won't shut right for a week ....

sutton community academy 

sutton community academy is a really chavvy school, chavvier than quarrydale. my g georgie goes there, she's ok lol
sutton community academ is also known as centre, sutton centre and sca
sutton community academy is ok because georgie my g goes there

Sutton academy 

Sutton Academy is full of thick twats. The school is a shithole. Year 9s think there something with all there patchy fake tan.Lads think there mad because they smoke ched before bed. Everyone smells like poo and need to have a shower you scruffy bastards.
Sutton Academy is a school where lads smoke ched before bed
Sutton academy by YOUR ALL TWATS December 15, 2019

Sutton, Vermont 

Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.
Dude I got lost today and wound up in Sutton, Vermont. It was really sketchy.
Sutton, Vermont by Steve802 March 14, 2010