When all else fails, and the enemy of state is on the horizon-a beam of light shimmers against their weapon of choice-you “accidentally” commit vehicular manslaughter; except in this scenario you’re doing the world a favor.

Enemy of state: what a shitty ride, he must’ve bought it off EBay

Anyone in their right mind: I’mma Pull a Suge and bounce!

Pull a Suge by Funny-Face October 24, 2023

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sugerman

The act of having sexual relations with a disease-riddled ex-girlfriend on an elevator in a shitty hotel with the express purpose of contracting a disease in order to avoid taking exams and/or raising the child conceived in said elevator, then smoking a post-coitus bacon flavored cigarette.

Rather than study for his exams, Dirty Johnny called up his ex-girlfriend for a little sugerman.

sugerman by miketysonspunchout1234 July 10, 2009

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suget

A soggy nugget.

I got a suget in my maccas meal.

suget by Sugget McSlay May 14, 2018

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