EMI-Squashing 

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

EMI-Squashing by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

squarting 

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.

She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.

squarting by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016

Politi-squatting 

A form of politically motivated cybersquatting that--unlike typosquatting, which relies on typographical errors made by Internet users when inputting a Web site address--squats on legit-sounding variants of the intended address in order to direct the end user to a site with an opposite ideology to the user.

"So, I just typed in "soawatch.org" to learn more about the human rights abuses caused by the U.S. assassin school called School of the Americas, and instead I got this military-run site!"

"Yeah, the military's politi-squatting that site to trap unsuspecting folks like yourself. The correct site is soaw.org. It's not as intuitive, I know."

Politi-squatting by nietzschehope April 1, 2009

Squaddie Syndrome 

1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.

Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.

2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.

KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian

C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"

S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"

C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome

Squaddie Syndrome by MULE-MultiUrbanLaunguageEditor December 7, 2009

Sugar Squatting 

The act of filling your mouth with water, having a male place his balls in the water-filled mouth getting the balls moist. Then the man with the moist balls, puts his balls in Kool-Aid powder. Then, proceeds to put his balls in the water-filled mouth. The process is then continued until the thirst needs are quenched.

Im goin' to my friends house, there is a sugar squattin party.

Damn, we are out of Kool-aid powder, we were gonna sugar squat.

I got dry nuts from sugar squatting.

My junk smells like Kool-aid from sugar squatting.

Lets sugar squat.

Sugar Squatting by Squattin' Masta' January 26, 2010

Squatting Dog

The sex position known as "reverse cow-girl but done analy.

Alex: Yo dude your girl got pretty drunk last night.

Micah: Yeah man, we ended up doing the squatting dog. I still can't get the smell off...

Squatting Dog by SquatsMcGee May 21, 2009

squaddie 

a member off the british infantry hobbies inc drinking fighting dancing like a twat the love off slagging off civis refer to women as slags or spunk trumpets they call each other skiprat or lizardlips they enjoy doing a "jobbie" in random places every second word they say is followed by fuck or cunt there whole life is "army barmy" even when they are back on civi street everyday items are looked at like it could be a usefull weapon of some kind they use terms like kebab compass , disco shoes often seen reacting attack lanes on the they way home for a night out

i was well fucking pissed didnt know where i was fucking going found a cunting chippie and got myself a kebab compass got home in no time a example of how a squaddie will find his way back to camp

squaddie by smuggs4712 July 18, 2009