face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

Smused

Griefing in a online game by teamkilling or damaging your own team

"I smused by shooting a grenade at my teammate"
"I'm Pietro and i smused you!"

Smused by Pietrone22 March 22, 2021

smashed ham sandwich 

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

smashed ham sandwich by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Smused

Verb used by Zeb89, Italian youtuber, with his character called Pietro Smusi. Team killing.

You got smused! You got destroyed! Do you want to lose or do you want to win?

Smused by Ed386 April 19, 2018

Smashed the carry button 

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

Smashed the carry button by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

bag of smashed assholes 

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

bag of smashed assholes by khole April 20, 2006