Silence of the Spams 

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

Silence of the Spams by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

Silence Glaive 

An eight foot long polearm weapon carried by Sailor Saturn in the 'Sailor Moon' fictional world. Known for the ability to be able to cause the end of the world if the blade-end of the weapon is lowered to the ground.

It is reffered to in some circles as the 'Can-Opener-O-Mass-Destruction' because the distingishly G shaped blade on the business end makes the whole thing look like an eight foot, hand-action, can-opener. Opening a can of beans has never looked so fun. ~_^

Sailor Saturn raised the Silence Glaive high shouting: "SILENCE GLAIVE, SURPRISE!" There was no sound as the blade fell, only dread.

Silence Glaive by Admiral Tigerclaw November 9, 2009

Silence Her 

Silence Her - To shove your throbbing cock down a bad bitches mouth when she won't shut up.
- Silencing a woman by force feeding your dick down her esophagus.
- Stopping a bird(woman) from running her little slutty mouth, by injecting cum down her throat.

1) DAVID! If you don't tell your bitch to shut her mouth, I'm going to Silence Her!!

2) "I'm sick of all your bullshit, you ain't nuthin but a lazy ass nigga. smokin' and eatin' and shit."
"Bitch you better shut the fuck up before i silence your ass in the worst way, you'll be throwin up with these full balls"

Silence Her by The Big EL August 23, 2009

Silence Of The Lambs 

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

Silence Of The Lambs by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Silence stick 

Aka Slim jims known to be the prey of the king of the jungle the great bill Dotereive

bill hunted down the silence stick.

Silence stick by Hank gribble January 9, 2021

Silence is consent 

A very sus phrase used by economics teachers when they fail to receive a response to their question.

“Has anyone got the answer?”
*awkward silence*
“Silence is consent”

Silence is consent by Bigchoppa69 February 5, 2021

Silence Dogood 

Silence Dogood was the first of many alter-egos that Benjamin Franklin created throughout his life. For her would-be suitors, Silence Dogood did not exist. She was the invention of sixteen year-old Benjamin Franklin, who was working at the time as an apprentice to his older brother, James, a Boston printer. Franklin concealed his authorship of the letters from his brother. He later wrote that he slipped the first Silence Dogood letter beneath the door of his brother’s printing shop at night to avoid detection. However, he later was pleased to listen in as his brother and his friends approvingly discussed the letter and decided to place it on the front page of the paper. Franklin wrote a total of fourteen Silence Dogood letters between April 2 to October 8, 1722. When he stopped writing the letters, his brother placed an ad in the paper in an attempt to find out who the mysterious letter writer really was. When Franklin confessed to his brother that he was the author, his brother grew quite displeased, fearing that all the compliments paid to Silence Dogood would make young Benjamin grow vain. Soon after this, Franklin decided to run away and seek his fortune in Philadelphia.

Jake - "Hey have you heard about those Silence Dogood letters in history class yet?"

brett - "Yea, that's kinda messed up how Benjamin Franklin would do that to his brother."

Silence Dogood by Speedracer22 January 12, 2009