shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

Shitpants Travellor by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

shitpants 

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

shitpants by miracle_max December 28, 2007

Shitpantsophobia 

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.

“Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist

Shitpantsophobia by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020

Tale Of Shitpants 

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

Tale Of Shitpants by farterinc June 21, 2022

Shirtpants 

A shirtpants is someone who acts as though they can speak on concepts in alternative fashion yet they have the fashion sense of a saltine cracker.

A shirtpants could also be used as a term for someone who acts like they know everything about a certain style, or only believes stereotypes about the style, however they don’t wear or otherwise interact with the community.

lolita fashion community: haha cute style and dresses we r having the time of our lives
some shirtpants: YOU ARE TRYING TO DRESS LIKE A KID AND ATTRACT PEDOS!!!1!1!1
lolita community: shut the fuck up you shirtpants

Shirtpants by chromaggia December 18, 2022