Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.

The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.

Government Schizophrenia by Killer Bud August 14, 2012

twitter schizophrenia 

A new as yet undiagnosed mental health condition in which people look at their twitter trends and automatically assume that everything they see is the absolute g-d given truth

How to deal with your Twitter schizophrenia? Step 1) understand and learn the definition of infodemic. Step 2) understand that you may have a genetic predisposition to being negatively influenced by mass media step 3) do not ever call the shrink step 4 get off twitter, possibly for good.

twitter schizophrenia by Uncle Dimma June 9, 2021

Woman Schizophrenia 

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking

person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"

Woman Schizophrenia by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
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Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia

Paranoid Schizophrenia by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Among Us Schizophrenia 

A disorder that causes the victim to see the characters from the videogame Among Us in everyday objects.

Character 1:Hey what's going on with Character 3?
Character 2:He has Among Us Schizophrenia.

Among Us Schizophrenia by GildedSpark March 14, 2021

Fart Schizophrenia 

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.

"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"

Fart Schizophrenia by Pacmannnn January 10, 2010

textbook schizophrenia 

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

textbook schizophrenia by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011