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The Rattlesnake 

You begin by fucking a girl doggystyle, than when shes not paying attention you stick a maraca in her ass, grab her hips, and pound away. This will cause the maraca to make the loud "rattle" nose resembling the sound of a rattlesnake.
The Rattlesnake can be described in the following situation. Billy fucks Sally doggystyle than inserts a maraca in her ass to cause the instrument to make a nose. Basically, Billy turned Sally into a 5 ft maraca of love.
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No Tip Rattlesnake

leaving a reduced / non tip to a server at a restaurant for failure to bring you a drink refill (or even ask if you want another).

The rattlesnake is shaking your ice to try to get their attention.
When you eat at a restaurant and your drink runs dry. The server, for whatever reason, will not come by to give you a refill. You summon the "no tip rattlesnake" by shaking the ice in your glass to try to get their attention. You either do not get a drink, or it takes forever.
No Tip Rattlesnake by Steve Baril January 16, 2009

pink rattlesnake 

A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.
Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?

Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?

Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!

Steamy rattlesnake 

When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.
I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.

Texas Rattlesnake 

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.
My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

coiled rattlesnake 

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake
Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

Dutch Rattlesnake 

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.